Frequently Asked Questions
The Hoosier Law Hawk stays very busy trying to keep all of you perverts sexually "misunderstood" chaps out of jail, so he has summarized the most frequently asked questions on this page so he can dedicate more time to the perversion of the justice system.
Q & A:
Q: Mr. Law Hawk, how can you sleep at night?
A: On piles and piles of dirty money. Have you ever smelled truly DIRTY money? Not just dirty but absolutely filthy? The ultimate sedative!
Q: When did you decide to become the Hoosier Law Hawk?
A: Well you see, it all started when I had an erection which lasted longer than 4 hours. I tried everything to get this unwanted erection to go away! Women, men, donkeys, etc. I finally found my cure! My turgid trumpet was finally satisfied by a leprechaun. I now know the power of true magic, and as such, will defend all those who find their own penile magic in unusual places, no matter how society may judge those in relation to the subject (or age of the subject).